Goddamn it, Ward! Why are you such a fucking genius? ❤
Tips for a good Thanksgiving dinner – warning: may contain fucking swearing
Here I am, back again with another one of my helpful Thanksgiving posts. Hopefully the one this year will top the one last year, or at least will top it with ice cream, whipped cream, honey, cinnamon and liquor.
My first tip is my best one, and after you read this one, you don’t have to read anything else. In fact, since WordPress counts views after 30 seconds, I think you could stop reading now, if you wanted to. The stuff I’ve typed so far is so packed with information and imagery that it’s enough to satisfy anyone. Literally anyone. Anyone on earth. Anyone who has been born, or ever been alive, or landed on this planet by jumping off a passing comet, or blitzen. Are you getting this? Anyone!
Here’s the tip. That’s what she said, yes…
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