I hear it in silence above the sound of my breathing, above the resonance of my heart beating; the humming is electrical, low frequency. The hissing, I often hear above modestly loud music, television, and environmental sounds. Tinnitus is the most common type of auditory hallucination. I have been living with Tinnitus since childhood.
Indiscernible music and indistinct voices, I hear those, too; phantom broadcasts and conversations. In 2005, Neil Bauman, PhD named this condition Musical Ear Syndrome. According to Bauman, only one-third of people under the age of 50 experience Musical Ear Syndrome. Yay, me!
If my brain is in charge of the shit I have to listen to all the live long day, why can’t I hear some Chopin, or Mozart? Or Andrew Dice Clay? Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with 2.50. That fucking whore. OH!
Whud about you’s guys? Whudya wanna listen to forfuckingever?